manaphy:

youll never guess what happened today


wait i can explain

wait i can explain

slapmytitties:

These three emojis pretty much sums up how I feel all the time tbh

slapmytitties:

These three emojis pretty much sums up how I feel all the time tbh

pleatedjeans:

via

phananigans:

thankfulforlittleinfinities:

darquingdragon:

sonicmetennant:

#no but see  #that’s the thing about telling someone your own story  #you don’t see yourself as the hero  #you see the people you love and admire as the heroes  #Rhodey and Pepper are Tony’s heroes 

oh

Nope I’m sorry rant time. Here it comes!

TONY IS FUCKING IRON MAN! Tony has repulser blasts that come out of his hands. FOR DAMN NEAR 30 YEARS OF HIS LIFE HE MADE FUCKING WEAPONS! I call complete bullshit on Tony not being able to realize “Hey maybe I should have my gun up.” Yeah it was a funny moment but after seeing it so many times I’m just like FUDGIPAJGIJDPIGJA.

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

ironinkpen:

"Why the fuck did I not do that earlier, god damn.”

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

im p sure its doing its job of raising awareness pretty well

Person: Scale of 1-10 how dramatic are you?
Me: Phantom of the Opera overture
familyfriendlyporno:

this is a lot to take in all at once

familyfriendlyporno:

this is a lot to take in all at once

problemactic:

"drop down and give me 20!"

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kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

captamerican:

ofwintersoldiersandhawkeyes:

captamerican:

my least favorite vowel is o

mine is u

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tacoarmy:

"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"image